1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:03,068 [Rocket] Rocket's List of Grievances, 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,171 Number 323, in a never-ending series. 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,741 First off, we finally get the recognition we deserve 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,844 for defeating Odin's loser of a brother, the Serpent. 5 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,079 [chomping] 6 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,348 Yeah, that's real Asgardian gold. 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,985 Probably fetch us 50 or 60 thousand units each on the black market. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,354 Eh, not that I'd know anything about that. 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:25,090 Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:28,860 Got a bunch of medals for defeating the Serpent, blah, blah, blah-- 11 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:32,397 [Asgardians cheering] Asgard salutes you! 12 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:35,033 ...only to have the bum crash the party. [rumbling] 13 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,935 Literally. 14 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,203 Huh? Hmm? 15 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,571 [grunts] 16 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,907 [Asgardians screaming, yelling] 17 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:48,213 Remember that big old World Tree in the middle of Asgard? 18 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,682 Well, it turns out the Serpent not only planted it, 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,551 he controls it! 20 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,587 [grunts] 21 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:59,591 [Asgardians yelling] He used the World Tree to capture every single Asgardian. 22 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:05,897 [thunderclap] Well, not every Asgardian. 23 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,699 [grunts] 24 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,468 Gotta hand it to the blond guy. Huh? 25 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,069 He put up a good fight. 26 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,438 A little light on the explosions for my taste, 27 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:16,942 but heavy on the property damage. [yells] 28 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,611 [Guardians, Loki yell] 29 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,950 [Guardians, Loki grunting] 30 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:31,089 Thor sacrificed himself and severed the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard 31 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:34,559 so's we could escape in the Bifrost chamber... 32 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,395 with his loser of a brother, Loki. 33 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,265 [sighs] All of Asgard defeated, 34 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,568 destroyed, demoralized, 35 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,570 and not by me! 36 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:49,174 Eh, cheer up, horn-head. With Thor and Odin out of the picture, 37 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,476 you finally get to be what you always wanted-- 38 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,579 All-Father over all of Asgard. 39 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,183 Which now consists of this room and a small fragment of the Rainbow Bridge. 40 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:02,087 That is why I intend to escape through the Bifrost 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,190 to somewhere as far as possible from this realm! 42 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:08,193 Wait! You can operate the Bifrost? 43 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,695 Why didn't you mention that little tidbit before? 44 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,932 Because, Peter Quill, it does not matter! 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,936 Even though I am All-Father, even with the Bifrost at my disposal, 46 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:22,107 I still could not possibly defeat my uncle, the Serpent, on my own. 47 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,510 Yeah, but unlike you, we got friends. 48 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,812 We could split up and take the Bifrost 49 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,282 to bring reinforcements from all over the galaxy. 50 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,284 I am Groot? 51 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,119 No, Gamora didn't think about that. 52 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,855 But I did. [clears throat] [clicks on] 53 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,057 To Whom It May Concern: 54 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,693 The entire galaxy is flarged unless you help us! 55 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,228 Eh, problem solved. 56 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,664 Now open the Bifrost. We ain't got all day. 57 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,200 And why should I trust you to return? 58 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,702 Ooh! Ooh! I got that one! 59 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,737 'Cause you don't have a choice. 60 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,539 Fear not, Prince of Lies. 61 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,075 The fate of Asgard and the entire galaxy 62 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,211 is in our capable hands. 63 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,380 [groans] 64 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:12,057 We are well and truly flarged. 65 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:32,244 Now, where is that milk? 66 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,411 [thunderclap] Aah! 67 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:36,281 [grunts] 68 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,583 Listen up, Earth's Mightiest Heroes. 69 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,785 Which admittedly ain't saying much. 70 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,054 We got a galactic emergency on our hands. 71 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:46,024 No time to explain. So let's move it on... 72 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,693 Eh... 73 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:52,297 Eh, where's the big green guy? 74 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:56,568 Oh, uh, that would be me. Sometimes. 75 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,570 Oh, yeah, right. 76 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,706 So, go green already. I ain't got all day. 77 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,375 Well, it's not that easy, really. 78 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,777 Uh, something has to make me angry first. 79 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,713 Huh. Challenge accepted! 80 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,750 Huh. [grunting] 81 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,287 I'd really like to help, but if you wanna get me mad, 82 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,289 you're gonna have to make some effort. 83 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,157 Oh, I'll show ya effort! 84 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,159 [grunts] Ha! 85 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:24,296 Right. I-I can't get mad at you if I can't see you. 86 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,365 Ha! [giggles] 87 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,301 Besides, I have to keep a spare pair. 88 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,469 They tend to break when the other guy shows up. 89 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,339 [sighs] So when's that gonna happen? 90 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,908 As soon as you make me mad. 91 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,944 [frustrated grunt] 92 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,747 Wet... but not angry. 93 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,749 [grunting] 94 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,985 [laughing] Stop it. 95 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,255 Tickles. Uh, and still not angry. 96 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,323 [grunts] 97 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,590 [screaming] 98 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,360 Definitely amused, uh, but not angry. 99 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,496 [grunts] Ha-ha! What about tha-- 100 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,398 Aah! [yells] Hot! Hot! 101 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,599 [yelling] 102 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,268 [coughing] 103 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,305 Look, I can't get angry if I can't take you seriously. 104 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,840 Seriously? 105 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,443 Take this seriously! 106 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,378 [maniacal laughter] 107 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,449 [maniacal laughter continues] 108 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,285 [yelling] 109 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,322 [panting] 110 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,263 Oh, yes! Yes! Here it comes. 111 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,132 [soft growling] 112 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,168 [laughing] 113 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,472 Seriously?! How can you not be angry? 114 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,474 I just destroyed your lab! 115 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,310 [laughing continues] Th-- This-- 116 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,313 This isn't my lab! [laughing] 117 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,348 [Iron Man] No, it's my lab! 118 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,517 [Rocket] Iron Man?! 119 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,687 Okay, before you get your tin shorts all twisted, 120 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,689 this was all for a good cause! 121 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:01,059 Your buddy Thor's in trouble, not to mention the whole galaxy! 122 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,429 So I needed to get the puny guy mad so he'd go Hulk. 123 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,830 Right, puny guy? 124 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,400 Tony, is that my milk? 125 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,671 I don't know. Maybe. Hold on. 126 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,174 This is my building, so technically, 127 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,576 it's my milk. [guzzling] 128 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:23,281 You-- You stole my milk 129 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,417 and drank from the carton?! 130 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:28,286 [growling] [Tony continues guzzling] 131 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,357 [belches] [roars] 132 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,459 [roars] 133 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,628 How many times-- No. 134 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,463 ...have I told you [grunting] 135 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,466 not to take my milk?! 136 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,235 [grunting] 137 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,037 [both grunt] 138 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,606 [roars] [yelling] 139 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,843 Open the Bifrost! Bifrost! [roaring] 140 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:59,618 Hey, do you think, uh, Banner'll mind that we took his milk? 141 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,093 This is your fault, Yondu! 142 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,095 Don't you go blaming me, Nebula. 143 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,566 I was just following your orders to obtain this here cannon. 144 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,735 I didn't tell you to steal it from other Ravagers! 145 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,571 Y'all want this back, do you? 146 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,540 Well, here's a taste! 147 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,015 I am Groot. 148 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,951 [both] Huh? 149 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,453 [Rocket clears throat] 150 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 To Whom It May Concern: 151 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,625 The entire galaxy is flarged unless you help us! 152 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,295 Uh-huh. 153 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,464 [grunts] 154 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,836 One more for good measure. Huh? 155 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,239 Aaahhh! 156 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,976 Hey, whatcha doin' down there? 157 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,377 I am Groot! 158 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,850 I ain't got time for none of Quill's "ooga chaka." 159 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,620 [laughs, gasps] I am Groot! 160 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,222 Hey! 161 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,290 ¶¶ [whistling] 162 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,259 I am Groot! 163 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,864 I am Groot. 164 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,534 Where's my cannon at, shrub? 165 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:25,570 ¶¶ [whistling] 166 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,373 I am Groot. [gasps] 167 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,512 ¶¶ [whistling] 168 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,381 I am Groot! 169 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,916 [straining] 170 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:41,553 I am Groooot! ¶¶ [whistling] 171 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,558 ¶¶ [same tune as Yondu's whistling] 172 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:50,128 No fair! I'm the one who controls my arrow! 173 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,233 [yells] ¶¶ [continues] 174 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,607 [whistles] 175 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,875 ¶¶ [whistling] 176 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,611 I am Groot! 177 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,586 Quit fooling around, Yondu, or I'm leaving without you! 178 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,988 ¶¶ [Yondu continues whistling] [grunting] 179 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,959 [arrow lands] Ow! 180 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,594 Seriously?! [screeching] 181 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,597 Yondu! You will not like 182 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:28,767 what I do with this arrow when I find you! 183 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:34,572 [Rocket, distorted] Entire galaxy is flarged... 184 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,574 [stops] I am Groot. 185 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,077 [button clicks] [gasps] 186 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:43,949 I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot! 187 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,118 I am Groot? 188 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,154 [wind howling softly] 189 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,694 Where is the plasma cannon? Don't ask! 190 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,098 Why is my arrow sticking out of your-- Don't ask! 191 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,500 ¶¶ [whistles] 192 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,770 [both grunt] 193 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,242 I am Groot! 194 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,378 What do you want from us? 195 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,649 [clears throat] 196 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,685 I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. 197 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,253 I am Groot! 198 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,323 I am Groot. [sighs] 199 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,524 [yawns] 200 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,260 I am Groot! 201 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,396 Fine. Whatever you want. 202 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,599 I am Groot! 203 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,002 So, what did we just agree to? 204 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:49,781 Let me in! Sammy, let me in! 205 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,783 Just 'cause Mom told me to watch you 206 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,552 doesn't mean you can come in my room, Kaelynn! 207 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,655 No girls allowed! Whoa! 208 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,226 Gamora? 209 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,362 Sam, there's a galactic emergency. 210 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,731 I need your help right now. No time to explain. 211 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,733 [Kaelynn] Sam, who's in there? 212 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,735 Is it a girl? 213 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,671 No one! Go away! 214 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,673 [quietly] Listen, I can't go with you. 215 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,242 My mom grounded me and hid my Nova helmet 216 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:21,646 after she found out I got thrown in Nova prison. 217 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,849 I would've thought nearly being executed was punishment enough. 218 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,218 Beats having to watch my baby sister. 219 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,486 [grunts] 220 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,723 I'm not a baby, Sam. 221 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:35,259 Are you the real babysitter? Out! Now! 222 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,896 Besides... [singsongy] I know where your helmet is. 223 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:42,400 [Gamora grunts] Tell me where it is, child! 224 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,435 [yells] 225 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,105 Now! 226 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,107 Uh, it's okay, Gamora. 227 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,243 Kaelynn's just lying so she can come in my room. 228 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,813 Which you can't. Now go. 229 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,450 Good luck finding your helmet. 230 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,085 We don't need luck. 231 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,221 I just have to scan for its frequency. 232 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,789 [pinging] 233 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:08,192 It's close. Really close. 234 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:13,030 Wheeeee! Whee! Wheeee! 235 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,932 [together] Oh, no. 236 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,268 [yelling] 237 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,141 [grunts] [yells] 238 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,209 [singsongy] You can't catch me! 239 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,311 [grunts, sighs] 240 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,815 Get... down... here... now! Wheeee! [yells] 241 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,852 Here! Take one of these! 242 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,423 [yelling] 243 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,693 [grunts] [thud] 244 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,897 I meant use it to chase her! 245 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,632 My way was faster. 246 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,770 Aahh! [laughing] 247 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,672 Again! Again! 248 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,809 [grunts] [straining] 249 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,711 Aww. 250 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,748 [grunts] Listen, Kaelynn, 251 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,451 I need that helmet to help Gamora save the galaxy. [Kaelynn continues straining] 252 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,254 You always save the galaxy. [straining] 253 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,256 I never get to save the galaxy! 254 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,760 You never let me do anything! [straining intensifies] 255 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,028 [panting] 256 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:21,733 I'll let you do anything you want, Kaelynn. 257 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,036 [gasps] Really? 258 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,071 Really? 259 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,875 Wheee-ee-ee-ee-ee! 260 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,477 This is better than saving the galaxy! 261 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,347 Next time Sam tries to kick you out of his room, [squealing] 262 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,382 he'll have to go through me. 263 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,353 First rule of sisterhood: unite against a common enemy. [Kaelynn laughing] 264 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,656 Open the Bifrost! 265 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,962 I can't just leave Kaelynn home alone. 266 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,230 [car horn honks] 267 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,568 I don't think that'll be a problem. 268 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,570 You can be in my room, 269 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,073 [grunting] but don't touch my stuff while I'm gone. 270 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,549 [groaning] 271 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,688 Hm! 272 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,194 ¶¶ [humming] 273 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,963 [thunderclap] Huh? 274 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,699 [yells, groans] 275 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,702 Listen up, people! The legendary Star-Lord is here 276 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,071 to bring back the best and bravest 277 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,874 for a mission of galactic... 278 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,010 Oh, don't let me stop you. Finish your speech. 279 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,013 What, seriously? Howard the Duck? 280 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,615 [groans] It's another fake assignment! 281 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,919 Oh, what, I'm not good enough for your little mission? 282 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,554 And I still don't know what a duck is. 283 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,089 This is Conjunction. 284 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,292 The place is literally crawling with arena fighters. 285 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,928 There must be someone better than a talking duck here! 286 00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,031 Well, you're a talking human. I'm not impressed. 287 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,899 No, see, you don't get it. 288 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,102 I'm looking for a champion to save the galaxy. 289 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,939 Did someone say "champion"? 290 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:12,443 'Cause I'm Tryco Slatterus, the Champion of the Universe! 291 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,613 Right. And what are your qualifications, exactly? 292 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,316 I-- I'm the Champion... of the Universe. 293 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,117 It's literally right in the title. 294 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,254 Okay. Well, I guess anything beats a duck in a suit. 295 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,056 Welcome aboard, Champ! 296 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,325 [grunts, yells] [yells] 297 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,593 [groans] [thud] 298 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:33,597 Hey! I thought you were gonna help me save the galaxy! 299 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,168 I will. Once you beat me in combat! 300 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,937 [grunts] No, I think-- [yells] 301 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,273 No, I think you're unclear... [yells] 302 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,076 on the concept! [yells, grunts] 303 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,011 [bones crack] [crying out] 304 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,981 [yells] 305 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,016 [yells, grunts] [clangs] 306 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,985 [grunts, groans] 307 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,820 [whimpers, yells] 308 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,489 [yells] [whimpers] 309 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,157 [grunts] 310 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,027 [yelling] 311 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,799 The idea is we fight on the same side! 312 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,702 We will, if you're worthy. 313 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,272 [grunts] Okay, somebody needs to chill out. 314 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,708 [grunting, panting] 315 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,344 Howard-- Howard, little help! 316 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,414 Oh, so now you want my help. 317 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,984 Fine. I'll do it myself. 318 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,285 [beeps] 319 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,188 [grunts] Huh? [click] 320 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,125 [both grunt] 321 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,660 [groans] 322 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,999 Hey, it's no fair bringing your twin brother. 323 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,002 Oh, that's better. 324 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,172 No, wait! That's worse! [grunts] 325 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,410 Ha! Still think I'm useless? 326 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,845 Kinda. 327 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,715 Oh, I could set him free if you wanna go another round. 328 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,184 [sighs] Fine. You got the gig. 329 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,020 Open the Bifrost! 330 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,594 [sighs] All right. 331 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,031 We'll, uh, call this one a draw. 332 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,438 Oy, what a mess! 333 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,506 Cosmo knows one thing for sure. 334 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,477 No one will be teleporting in and out of Knowhere for long time. 335 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,747 Whoa! 336 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,619 [yells] Cosmo, I need your help to-- 337 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:39,924 To free Asgard from Serpent and save galaxy, da. Cosmo read Drax mind. 338 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,696 Cosmo come like good dog, but Cosmo need lucky squeaky toy. [squeaks] 339 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,532 Cosmo take on very first cosmonaut mission. 340 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,134 Never leaves Knowhere without it. 341 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,436 That was surprisingly easy. 342 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,572 Perhaps even a waste of my-- [yells] 343 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,906 [yells in Russian] 344 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,541 Heel! Bad Knowhere! 345 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,877 Knowhere has been bit temperamental 346 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,246 since Guardians destroy Continuum Cortex. 347 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,415 Is okay. 348 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,954 Now, as Cosmo was saying-- 349 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,089 Oh, nyet. 350 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,925 Not again! [squeaks] 351 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:19,430 [grunts] Can you not discipline this giant severed head?! 352 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,200 Cosmo try to read Knowhere mind. 353 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,006 Curious. Knowhere is-- 354 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,275 how you say-- whimpering? 355 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,078 My daughter, Camaria, would behave the same 356 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,281 when I was about to leave for an extended arena combat tour. 357 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,283 It is called "separation anxiety." 358 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,653 And how would Drax handle? I had several methods. 359 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,189 The first, and most effective, was to lie. 360 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,991 Fear not, Knowhere! 361 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,293 Drax and Cosmo will return momentarily. 362 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,362 We most certainly will not be confronting 363 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,198 an all-powerful Asgardian in fierce battle 364 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,300 to determine the fate of the entire galaxy. 365 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,218 But I was so convincing. 366 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,288 Another method I used on Camaria 367 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,290 was to distract her with an activity. 368 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,527 [singsongy] Knowhere, Cosmo has important job for you! 369 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,297 Please to stack Darkhawk prison pods in neat pile. 370 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,332 [speaks Russian] 371 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,976 Well done, mongrel. 372 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,446 Now, while Knowhere's distracted, we will take our leave. 373 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,249 [grunts] 374 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,354 Is not working! 375 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,824 Knowhere is having tantrum temper! 376 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,762 I would often let Camaria cry it out in such instances. [rumbling] 377 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,265 [grunts] 378 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,334 Comrade Squeakers! 379 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,370 Drop it! Drop it! [grunts] 380 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,606 [squeaks] 381 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,840 [grunts] 382 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,276 Cosmo not like "cry it out"! 383 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,411 [squeaks] I have one final method. 384 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,780 It is called a "transitional object." 385 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,950 Something to remind Camaria of me when I was gone. [squeaks] 386 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:24,188 Camaria's was a beloved stuffed animal she named Mr. Rhinopus. 387 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,358 Alas, I do not currently have Mr. Rhinopus on my person. 388 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,627 Perhaps some other treasured object will suffice. 389 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,795 [squeaks] 390 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,631 Oh, nyet! 391 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,570 [sighs] Okay. 392 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:43,307 Please to keep Comrade Squeakers safe until Cosmo come back? 393 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,984 Cosmo always come back. 394 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,654 It's not like galaxy will end. 395 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,900 Oh, flarg. 396 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,137 Is lot like galaxy will end. 397 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,806 I am Groot! 398 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,247 Like the tree says, 399 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,485 welcome to the Guardians of the krutackin' galaxy.